Vietnam Update (updated)

Uhh.... so i've spent 3 days in Vietnam. Ugh, feels like forever. Dodginess everywhere. Only thing better than Australia is the cheap/questionable stuff. $35 Dior sunnies, $8 shorts, $15 khakis :D funny thing is that an ipad 2 still costs 1k (top of the range)... strange.
ah wells.... another 30 days of this hell. not belonging everywhere.. and im not allowed to buy anymore clothes D:

random thoughts... weddings are cool. can't wait for when i'm 18 so i can drink the free alcohol =D which reminds me... 18 in half a year :(

Well Vivian, updated for you :) happy now?
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Yo dawg, we heard you like updates so you we put an update in your update so you can stay current while you stay current.

UPDATE (haha, I'm updating an update. update-ception LOL):

So.... went to the Vietnamese version of Jamberoo today in Saigon.. except they have a flying fox :D
atleast its something nice to relieve my crushing depression..
there's also a giant slide, another giant slide, another one, another one... yeah. quite repetitive but still awesome.
Also, apparently we're going to the Vietnamese version of wonderland as well soon. Getting a train with its own cabin :D
Oh, and the house im staying at has cable tv :D national geographic. discovery channel, cartoon network, disney channel etc..

and holy shit, the driving over here is atrocious. every cab driver i've seen seriously breaks one "law" every 30 seconds. lol.
Rule #1 of being a vietnamese driver: driving laws are recommendations rather than requirements. its perfectly fine to run a red light if you feel like it.
Rule #2 : if you're not using the horn atleast once every 20 seconds, you're doing it wrong.
Rule #3: only losers wear seatbelts. be a man.
Rule #4: drive on the opposite (ie. wrong) side of the road whenever you can. it is the unofficial overtaking lane.